THE PROJECT ®: In the beginning there was a project. And then came the specifications.
THE PLAN ®: In the beginning there was a plan. And then came the assumptions.
Gestión por Proyectos versus Gestión por Frangollos.
THE PROJECT ® In the beginning there was a project. And then came the specifications. And the plan was without form, and the specification was void. And darkness was on the faces of the implementors thereof. And they spoke unto their leader, saying: “It is a crock of shit, and smells as of a sewer.” And the leader took pity on them, and spoke to the project leader: “It is a crock of excrement, and none may abide the odor thereof.” And the project leader spoke unto his section head, saying: “It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide it.” The section head then hurried to his department manager, and informed him thus: “It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.” The department manager carried these words to his general manager, and spoke unto him saying: “It containeth that which aideth the growth of plants, and it is very strong.” And so it was that the general manager rejoiced and delivered the good news unto the Vice resident: “It promoteth growth, and it is very powerful.” The Vice President rushed to the President's side, and joyously exclaimed: “This powerful new software product will promote the growth of the company!” And the President looked upon the product, and saw that it was very good. | THE PLAN ® In the beginning there was a plan. And then came the assumptions. And the assumptions were without form. And so the plan was without substance. And the darkness was upon the face of the soldiers. And they spoke amongst themselves saying “It is a crock of shit and it stinks”.
And the soldiers went to their Junior Non Commissioned Officer and said “It is a pail of dung and the smell is intolerable”. And the Junior Non Commissioned Officer went to their Senior Non Commissioned Officer saying “It is a container of excrement and it is very strong”. And the Senior Non Commissioned Officer went to their Senior Officers and said “It is a vessel of fertiliser and none may be abide its strength”.
And the Junior Officers went to their Senior Officers saying, “It contains that which aids plant growth and is very strong”. And the Senior Officers went unto the General Staff saying “It actively promotes growth and is very powerful”.
And the General Staff went to the General saying “this new plan is full of energy and extremely potent”.
And the General looked upon the plan and saw it was good. And the plan becomes policy. And this is how shit happens. |
Del lat. frangĕre 'romper'.
2. m. Cosa hecha deprisa y mal.
Otra entrada que contiene la forma «frangollo»:
